Drinking Contest: Day One
2010 April 16
The actual drinking contest commences on Saturday at 1pm. But we’re hanging out the few days before to get to know one another. Lifeat160 said he wanted to ball hard. I wasn’t quite sure what that meant in regards to drinking, so I drank a lot to be safe. Tremblethedevil came out too. I’m not sure but I think, even without trying, I balled hard the first night.
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youre hardcore!
@Toilet
Word.
Ummm… I don’t remember that birthmark that looks like a black eye being there before. Story to tell?
@future ex
Only if you’re interested in hearing about awesomeness.
My only regret is not getting a picture of your face Friday night after you lost the fight with that curb (and your beer class), while it was COVERED in fucking blood.
And we both know who really won the Hardest Baller award after night one. On a related note, “getting to know” is all sorts of appropriate.
@Tremble
Broken glass… well that explains the slices on my cheek. I do clearly remember pulling my hand away and seeing all the blood. Plus there’s the completely blood soaked t-shirt I was wearing that night as evidence.
Dude, you look like unwashed anus.
@Ain’t
I was going more for “badass”. Yeah… I think I’m still going to say badass just because unwashed anus sounds a little peasant-like.
A curb did that to you? Goddamn. When you say you “balled hard”, did that involve balling up into the fetal position and praying for death?
@Carrymehome
A curb, glass and roofies, most likely. I’m awaiting Tremble’s recap but his version of the story + roofies makes that whole fuckedup first night A LOT more logical. The fetal position was more 160′s style. More accurately, whatever position his limp corpse collapsed into as Tremble through him across the parking lot.
I only wish I’d gotten there early enough to witness the events of Thursday night and not just the aftermath on Friday morning. At least we found Shane’s shoe, right?
PS, he’s publicly acknowledged your superior drinking skills. Can I send you to rehab now?
@The Girl
Thursday night was plain ugly. Though I would pay to see the video surveillance tape of our arrival to the hotel. Thank you for acknowledging my drinking skillz. I was going to go to rehab but I got drunk and forgot.
Don’t worry. That’s why I stay sober, so I can baby-sit everyone. I’ll take you to rehab. I might even come by during visitation hours
This is impressive. There are lots of internet writers that claim to be legendary drinkers. They conspicuously lack evidence other than their own accounts. Judging by the comments and other posts in the subtledig network, you have removed all doubt. Thanks for not being a poser.
@Lee
Thanks man. Yeah, the story is all true. I even have the card with the 0.315 rating written on it tacked to my fridge. If I had a scanner, I would toss up the picture.
This is impressive. There are lots of internet writers that claim to be legendary drinkers. They conspicuously lack evidence other than their own accounts. Judging by the comments and other posts in the subtledig network, you have removed all doubt. Thanks for not being a poser.
Thanks man. Drinking is serious business. Nothing to joke about, especially when I die from it in a couple of years. But yes, I do cherish my reputation.