Griffin: It’s always a struggle between trying to post regularly and feeling comfortable with what I’m putting up. I read two really good books over the last week, and when it came time to edit my own post I realized how awful it was in comparison. Obviously the internet has a much lower standard of quality, but it’s still persistent mental hurdle to overcome. Let’s hope I hit my stride sometime soon in the near future and, for everyone’s sake, that I can trim down the entry size a bit.

Griffin: I’m realizing that now. I always thought people read my entries six or seven times out of sheer enjoyment before expecting another one. Now I realize they read the first paragraph and then skip to the comments section where they wear out the letter’s f, a, and g on their keyboards.

Griffin: A more likely scenario than kidnapped: murdered and anally violated by Ballsack. Thankfully that is not the case… yet.